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Every time. By the wonderful Grace Farris.
P.S. Mom glossary and weekend mom.
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My best friend and I grew up on the same block in BK before it became blog worthy lmao but our parents tried to acquaint us with nature and we re-wrote the Oompa Loompa song, every care giver’s dream, “Oompa Loompa doompity dent I wish we were back in the tent, Oompa Loompa doompity doda I wish we were drinking a soda” etc…total joys
hahahaha the “video games 4 eva” shirt. no matching stripey french t-shirts over here, either. xo
I haven’t attempted a “hike” for a couple months, but I had good luck with letting each kid bring her own Pez dispenser. I’d set a timer on my phone and if they could go 10 or 15 minutes without whining, they’d get a Pez candy.
also can i make the point that I never realized how many DAMN sheer cliff drop offs there are on hikes that lead to imminent DEATH and/ or dismemberment?! ugh, mom anxiety. that one keeps me up at night. flat trails from here on out for this mom of 2!
A tip is to do the same hike over and over while creating traditions, naming silly land marks, and celebrating going a little further the next time. Make sure it is play and not just a march. Bonus if there are wild berries!
I love that in the dream scenario everyone has matching shirts and mom isn’t carrying a huge backpack haha.
My next level mom game has come down to how thick I slice the apples. On a hike where they need to get to a certain landmark to earn the next slices, the slices are thin! But in the car when I don’t want to be reaching back continually, they are basically cut into fourths.
Also next level apple tip: someone showed me that you just cut *around* the core four times instead of cutting through it, and then there is no core to awkwardly cut out of each hunk! ?
So much hiking with kids this past year ….and so much complaining/ whining, and so much bribing/cajoling/ threatening. Wins: Surprised them with little squirt guns during a desert hike. Surprised them with a can of whip cream in my backpack….squirted them straight in the mouth after reaching each distance goal. Low point: They were annoying me so much with the whining, I said: “Well you guys are going to be real easy pickings when the zombie apocalypse comes.” They were mad at me for quite some time after that.
If it’s any consolation to you young parents, we took our kids hiking often here in WA state. They moaned and groaned but we always had snacks and candy and a good lunch, with a lake destination for swimming. My daughter was so stubborn that sometimes she’d wear flip flops – we got many concerned comments from other hikers., but she hiked unscathed! Both girls are in their 20s now and regularly hike with their friends. So sometimes encouraging kids to do things they don’t think they’ll like can pay off in the end.
Hahaha this is us every time we try to hike! Taking serious notes from the comments on how to up my hiking game. I was thinking, what’s wrong…why does it seem like so many people with kids enjoy hiking and we can’t get it to work for us?! I miss it from my pre-kid days. Candy stash here we come!
This is spot on!! My husband and I are/were both outdoorsy with dreams of raising crunchy granola kids who lived for hikes and days spent appreciating the natural environment around us. At 9 and 12, not so much. We carried them in baby backpacks, we introduced them to the woods early, we packed special snacks and backpacks…..now the suggestion of a walk in the woods is met with shoulder shrugs. It is a bit disheartening, but I am confident their love for the great outdoors will return. We live in very flat mid-Michigan and a few years back, while vacationing and hiking along the Appalachian Trail in New Hampshire, an older woman, sprinted past us on the trail while we took our 10000th break and my kids were slumped over in apparent agony. She looked at them, laughed, and then at us and said, “Don’t worry, they’ll come back to you and be beating you to the summit in no time!” I hang on to that thought, when they try to convince me “Animal Crossing” counts as outside time.
One of my favorite things Grace has ever posted was (I think) a sketch of a similar vein in an IG story, where her kid is just standing there and says, “ I hate nay-cha.” Makes me laugh every time I remember it – so spot on!
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I feel like I leveled up as a mom when I decided to always have an apple cut up with lime juice on top for my kids when we go on an outdoor adventure. It makes the whole experience like 50% more pleasant for all of us.
I hiked SO much with my two small kids when we were all on lock down last year. I had no idea what else to do. I loved it and it was a new discovery for me personally, but my kids now REFUSE. I think I overdid it, ha. Hopefully they will come around :)
I live close to a national park and often take my son and his friend for walks and swims in the ocean. These walks take hours, eventually after who only knows how many of these trips my kid’s friend laughing said “I don’t think we like trees as much as you think we like trees”. It was then that I noticed how often I name a tree, or excitedly try to sell where we are going by describing the trees “boys, you’ll love Garie beach, the trees look like they’re out of a terrifying fairy tale”. I still make them come, and I still talk to them about the trees – one day they’ll be middle aged and they’ll be glad to know these things. I make sure to stop off for a milkshake afterwards though.
But on a more serious side, I’m wondering if anyone has any suggestions. I really struggle with the glorious beauty of bush walks and the dangerous side of them . it’s so amazing for our own spirit to walk deep in nature however I live in Australia, it’s also pretty dangerous. Snakes, spiders, ticks (I have an anaphylaxis allergy to our paralysis tick, let alone the meat allergy and the diseases they carry). My kid has really bad anxiety. I find it hard to balance the caution we need to exercise, with the spirit of adventure. I need to explain to my kid and his friend how to use my epipen for example. But I really want my child to understand how great nature is for his own spirit. For now we only bush walk in winter, leaving summer for ocean walks – but I want to find a different way to talk about precautions… any tips?
Also a nature lover based on the stolen land of the Yugambeh speaking people (so called Gold Coast), I always make sure I carry anti-histamines and a snake bite kit. I’d say you’d want an epi-pen. But other wise watching out for the wildlife and being respectful of it is the best approach. I very rarely come across poisonous animals and most aren’t out to get you so can be easily avoided. Good luck!
You might consider reading the author Tristan Gooley. Along the lines of the reply above, he advocates for being really aware of the environment and “reading” the signs of nature and seeing signs potential dangers when wandering in the wilderness (related to topography, weather, wildlife etc.). I think Gooley can really inspire confidence for adventure, not based on a foolhardy throw-caution-to-the wind attitude, but based on wisdom and knowledge that most human beings don’t take the time to learn. I do think there is a strong sense of empowerment that comes from being able to immerse yourself in the “glorious beauty” of nature without having those feelings of anxiety. As an anxious person myself, I’ve had to revisit the same places over and over again so I can get to that feeling of belonging, and not like an intruder bound to be attacked – and I don’t live in Australia so I know I would really have to level up to do something like a bush walk there :)
I’m not sure about your Aussie ticks, but I heard and find peace of mind in knowing that ticks don’t transmit disease immediately. I think I’ve read that finding and removing ticks within 24 hours is key. We are in the rural Ohio River valley (US) and tick covered regularly. We love watching the deer and turkeys in our yard and with them come the ticks.
I have two young boys and here are some things I have learned during our hikes (the only activity we can do during the pandemic):
1) have them carry their own small but “cool for them” backpack filled with a few fave treats
2) a good and airy hat with wide brim
3) give them an activity: pre-made scavenger hunt, trash picking with a grabber stick, binoculars, cameras for budding photographers, rock collecting
4) find trail with plenty of shade, a river or stream of some kind to play in, or rock climbing (a view at the end is not enough)
5) their favorite restaurant or takeout afterwards
Happy hiking!
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