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What cute things have your kids said recently? Three-year-old Anton and six-year-old Toby are always chitchatting, and it can be surprising to hear what’s going on in their heads. Here are a few things they’ve busted out with recently…
“I hurt my foot thumb.” — Anton, after stubbing his big toe
“I’m walking slowly because I have so much boxes in me because I turned into a mail truck, and that’s why am walking slowly.” — Anton, when I told him to speed up a little
When my mom was visiting, the boys asked her if they could have dessert every night. “Mommy says you can only have dessert on Fridays,” she told them. There was a pause. “But you’re Mommy’s mommy,” said Toby. “So, really, you’re the boss.”
Me: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Anton: “A Volkswagon.”
Alex: “How old is Mommy?”
Toby: “67.”
Anton: “18.”
One Sunday morning, Alex gave me a kiss in the kitchen.
Anton: “Don’t kiss Mommy!”
Alex: “But she’s my wife.”
Anton: “SHE’S ALL OF OURS!!!!!!!!”
Me: “Toby, do you know your full name?”
Toby: “Tobias Paul Goddard-Williams.”
Me: “Anton, do you know your full name?”
Anton: “Antoni Bomboni.”
What about your little ones? Also, this list of “23 questions to ask your child” would be fun to try.
P.S. Talking to kids about sex, death and everything else.
